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[seichan]

i forgot to add this to my spiderman commentary yesterday. so in the movie, spiderman's body is able to produce webbing from his wrist. the comic/cartoon spiderman mixes it himself and has some sort of trigger on his wrist. the scenes where he runs out of webbing in the movie and cartoon amuse me. anyway, was randomly thinking that if movie spiderman had those spider attributes, why doesn't the webbing shoot out of his toes or butt? of course, giggling at the visual, it would make flying around the city a bit awkward.

sis brought up the very popular question of where does he keep his clothes. k, peter parker has the whole spandex outfit under his normal clothes (which may explain those funny facial expressions), but then where does he put his regular clothes while he does the hero duties? i guess he can hide them and retrieve them. along the same lines of thought. if superman and batman have the spandex suits under their normal clothes, where do the capes and boots hide? spiderman doesn't really need boots, i guess. he's not really running around much. going back to superman, if he changes in a telephone booth, does he leave his normal clothes behind? (emily had the idea that he super-sucked it all up his butt...gross but plausible), cause he doesn't seem like he could afford to leave soo much clothes plus his glasses lying around telephone booths all the time. batman could probably afford leave stuff behind...or have hiding places all over the city since he owns so much property. batman also has alfred to get his suit when needed.

hm...maybe having 3 days off was a bad idea.

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[(Anonymous)]

from what i remember, batman always goes somewhere to get his costume. either to the bat cave, or to the limo where alfred is waiting. hard to fit all those gadgets and stuff under a nicely tailored suit. usually, i think he just does nighttime vigilate stuff anyway, so he goes out prepared.

superman wears a thin spandex number that i imagine hides well under other his work clothes since he's always wearing a suit. as for his normal clothes, i bet he folds them neatly and puts them on top of the phone booth. that seems like a safe place to me, but then again, i'm kinda short. maybe regular people can see on top of phone booths.

if i were spiderman, i'd pile everything into a ball and use some webbing to stick it onto a wall way up high.