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[seichan]

random fun reading.

neighborhood kids suck. why do you try to move large landscaping rocks behind my car? why you persist in putting things behind cars? one day i will hunt them down and hang them by their thumbs and make them watch that gay australian children's dancing program.

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hahaha

[(Anonymous)]

Those quotes are hilarious! They made me forget I have a meeting to go to in an hour. Good thing someone came by to remind me.

-kstroke

[(Anonymous)]

why are they putting rocks behind your car? that really doesn't make sense unless you did something to make them mad. or unless they're all white. then maybe they're just uneducated to the fact that asians can't actually use chi to make their cars jump over rocks. how old are these kids? high school? if they're little (<= 10 yrs), you could just chase them down and beat them. but put on a mask. and go into someone else's house when you're done so they don't know where you live. and come out of someone else's house when you start chasing them. a different one from the one you return to. that way it seems like you're a vigilante superhero.

-kstroke