I like the incandescent Azn sheman hero in Versus. His name is 'Lord Sparkletrousers.' No, actually, it isn't, it's: 'Noctis Sparkles Ladyboy.' No, it really is. No, it is! It's totally something like that!

I have no idea why it's called Versus, other than that it stands in defiant opposition to logic.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!